January 2012
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Ok tumblr-folk. I’m staying at home this eventide as I work at an ungodly hour tomorrow (though technically, all hours are ungodly as there are no gods), so ya’ll need to keep me company/entertained.
You can ask me stuff.
Chat at me if you want (leave your chat username in my ask - skype/google/yahoo/aim/msn - just no icq - that shit is totally over).
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Mum: Next time you make Indian food, you need to toast your spices outside. The whole house smells of garam masala!
Me: And this is a problem why?
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sixtyforty:
There have been times in my life when I seriously thought I might be trans, especially soon after I came out as gay and certainly long before I realized I was actually queer and coming to terms with my more recent gender confusion. But I’m pretty positive now that I’m just non-gendered. I use gender neutral pronouns. Sometimes people use “feminine” pronouns when referring to me and I...
December 2011
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heykyle replied to your post: All this talk of life-time pantslessness only rubs…
With everybody going pantsless, there’s the distinct possibility of having something else rubbed in your face.
Curses, you’ve discovered my evil plan!
Mwahaha.
All this talk of life-time pantslessness only rubs cruel reality in my face as I put on pants for the first time all day and go to work.
vaultlife asked: NO PANTS EVER
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I declare this afternoon a pants-free zone.
vaultlife:
afternoon LIFE
Yes. There is absolutely too much pants-wearing going on in life. And it needs to stop.
Think of the children.
Ugh. I want to start knitting NAO! HURRY UP AMAZON!
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Today has been a very good day.
I cooked a ton of delicious food, including a really tasty citrus ginger syrup that I’m going to turn into ginger beer tomorrow. Right now I’m listening to Björk whilst shopping for knitting supplies and really pretty yarn.
Oh, to be a faggot of leisure and be able to do this every day.
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mynameisjuthika replied to your post: Ok, so it’s my day off. Which means cooking. …
I LOVE TANDOORI CHICKEN
YOU CAN COME AND GET SOME!
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Ok, so it’s my day off. Which means cooking.
Today I’m making a spiced tomato biryani, tandoori chicken, mint chutney, and for dessert, home-made ginger beer. I got a carbonating system for xmas, so I going to start making a ton of homemade syrups to add to water and make my own pop and flavoured soda waters.
I’ll even try and take pics this time.
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queerandpresentdanger replied to your post: things i think about whilst trying to sleep
I ID as queer for many of the same reasons, but I often just say gay in neutral spaces because it’s too obscure for most people and usually I don’t care enough to take the time to explain, though I would if I cared, but that’s a case-by-case basis.
Yes, that definitely makes sense, and might well be what I...
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toddpine replied to your post: things i think about whilst trying to sleep
I feel like the word ‘queer’ serves to reinforce the idea that heterosexuality is correct or natural and anything else is an aberration. Embracing the role of the other may feel empowering, but is it not still an internalization of bigotry?
And I see the word “queer” as reinforcing the idea...
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schwarzegestalt answered your question: things i think about whilst trying to sleep
Personally, I find sort of stereotypical flamboyancy sort of irritating. I think it’s a mark of desperation and insecurity.
Wow. Good job reinforcing my point about heteronormativity. You know what’s a real sign of insecurity? Men who are made uncomfortable by femininity. What’s really irritating is...
Anonymous asked: I hope you don't find this offensive, but since you're breaking away from Mormonism, are you considering another branch of Christianity, such as Anglicanism of Catholicism, or are going to a different religion or no religion? Have you decided that yet?
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things i think about whilst trying to sleep
I don’t like describing my sexuality as “gay”. I mentioned this in my whole “coming out as genderqueer” post; it feels too binary and masculine, too hetero- and cisnormative. To describe myself as “gay” immediately feels like I’m saying “I am a man who likes men”. Not only is that inaccurate, but it’s restricting too. I am more than...
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eximago:
As soon as someone claims that Hitler was a secularist, you know you’re dealing with someone who ignores facts.
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This was my final retail experience for a while......
9: 03 pm Woman enters store.
Manager: I'm sorry ma'am... we are closing.
Woman: I just need one thing quick.
Manager: Okay.
Woman: I don't know the name of it or where to get it.
Manager: (long pause)
Me: (hysterical laughter)
You know you’re sleep-deprived when you fall asleep sitting in front of your computer.
Yeah, that just happened.
And I was sitting in such a weird position that now my ass and other bits in weird places I never knew could fall asleep are now asleep (in the pinched nerve sense).
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beardlyprowess asked: You make a cover video to the Missy Elliott produced version of Moulin Rouge. Which fellow Tumblrs would you pick to be in the video with you, and which diva would you assign them as (Mya, P!nk, 'Lil Kim, Christina, Missy)? Don't forget to assign yourself, obviously.
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technobeard asked: What was the most difficult part of breaking away from Mormonism? Sorry if this doesn't make sense.
My neck is wicked stiff and I have giant knots in my shoulders.
So who wants to come give me a massage? Preferably in a hot tub.
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things that are terrible
Went to a Japanese restaurant for supper with the family.
When I asked for a “pot of green tea”, they brought me a single small teacup with a single teabag of very uninspiring green? tea filled 3/4 of the way with rather lukewarm water. The teabag was rather obviously of the mass-produced $1.20 for a box of 50 tea bags variety. That is, something that can barely be called...
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“If there is a God who will damn his children forever, I would rather go to hell...”
– Robert G. Ingersoll (1833-1899) American political leader (via chzane)
If there is such thing as a god/s, which thing I greatly doubt, s/he/they can go and violently fuck themselves, because they’re worse than any human. This goes a thousand-fold for the Jewish/Christian/Muslim god.
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apdt:
I stopped listening when you used the wrong pronoun after repeated requests to respect their gender selection.
I have no respect for people who disrespect others.
If you do this, you can fuck off forever.
Or come back once you’ve learnt to be a decent human being.
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mistersparkle replied to your post: needle replied to your post: I’ve decided that as…
ive always had this idea of getting actual couples i know and filming them having sex. no ball cams. no forced cumshots. it can last from 10 minutes to 2 hours. edited very little just to have some different camera shots. but purely passionate.
Yes. That sounds fantastic. And yeah, I know “I want...
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ramblings
As much as I love my family, what I’d really like to do is hang out with all my tumblr friends. Because even my brother and sister are still more than a little racist, sexist, quite heteronormative & gender-essentialist and still don’t quite get it. And I do get tired of saying, “no, that’s not funny.” or “um, being a girl has nothing to do with shopping or...
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toddtomorrow replied to your post: needle replied to your post: I’ve decided that as…
Someday! Someone needs to take the cinema verite feeling of Mumblecore or Dogme 95 and make porn. No cuts from foreplay to fucking. I want to see the uncomfortable moments of “Ow ow stop. Take it out.”
EXACTLY. It has to be real.
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smolderinghomosexuality replied to your post: smolderinghomosexuality replied to your post:…
Oh wow. He always struck me as being more bro than fabulous. Go him.
Yeah, he’s definitely branched out in the past few years. His girlfriend has been a very good influence on him.
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smolderinghomosexuality replied to your post: smolderinghomosexuality replied to your post: My…
Now I’m trying to imagine your brother in flashy and sexually suggestive clothing.
STOPPIT!
Actually he’s wearing a bright turquoise dress shirt and very, VERY tight pants.
My sister is wearing a short grey pencil skirt that really shows off her legs, black pumps with a 2.5” heel,...
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needle replied to your post: I’ve decided that as a xmas/saturnalia/winter…
what todd said. you want something beautiful and porn just isn’t. there’s always erotica. :( *hides his well-worn copy of ink storm in shame* if you find anything, let us know.
But the thing is, porn could TOTALLY be it, if it only wanted to. I know for a fact that it’s not just me who wants this type of...
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smolderinghomosexuality replied to your post: My mum tried to get me to go to church with them…
What is ‘Reasons I didn’t spend Christmas with my family this year, Exhibit A,’ Alex.
Um yes. For me it is made imminently more endurable by the fact that I now have 2 other heathen siblings. Who are at church just to humour my mum. And wearing very flashy, sexually suggestive clothing.
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toddtomorrow replied to your post: I’ve decided that as a xmas/saturnalia/winter…
Such a thing doesn’t exist yet. The only thing that might fit your needs is Travis Matthews’ “I Want Your Love.”
That is indeed what I was afraid of. *sigh* And yeah, I’m quite familiar with that. Intimately familiar in fact…
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My mum tried to get me to go to church with them this morning by saying, “Just pretend we’re Catholic and this is the one time a year you go to church with your family.”
I said, “haha, no.”
Gin + orange crush + lime juice = yes.
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