WHY IS THIS SO TRUE?
They forgot the slice for “masturbation” but this is essentially correct. I have all sorts of philosophical arguments with non-present people when I shower. And I always win.
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BAHAHA. How spot on is this? :)
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singing Thumbelina…and talking to important actors…
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I’M SO GLAD. I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO DOES THIS.
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WINNING FAKE ARGUMENTS IS THE BEST!
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growupkiki reblogged this from mattchew03 and added:
I’m not one for graph jokes but
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Ellen does something similar to this in one of her old stand up routines…I wonder if I can find it…
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My 20 minute showers would be so much shorter if I stopped trying to think of thinking of an inoffensive but polite way...
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HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO IN THE SHOWER!!!
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So nice that it’s not just me…
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